The Boring Platter

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A piece of functional art for your Summer entertaining, The Boring Platter is a sculptural statement piece, it is the most functional platter you will ever use. Designed to look good all covered up or resting naked on the table for all the mates to see.

The curves allow you to seperate food items or utensils, the waves and dimples are the perfect spot to add height, folding smoked salmon, cured meats or using them as a resting place for whipped butter.

The edges are folded to help prevent those slippery crackers sliding onto the floor and make picking this work of art up as easy as pouring a glass of champagne

Made to bring the fun back to Summer dining, so don't be boring, grab the mates, put some ice in the chilli bin and level up that chip and dip game.

Made with sand from the West and East Coast and blended with our special blend of clay, this vase boasts a natural, cream-speckled finish that's as raw and beautiful as our stunning Coastline.

Key Features:

  • Hand Sculptured and Formed: Every part of this piece is sculptured by hand. Starting with large balls of clay, each piece is hand rolled, bent and twisted to form into a very unique piece of art

  • Authors Special Blend of Clay: Made using a blend of Author clays mixed with sand from the West and East Coast

  • Water Tight: Glazed with a simple clear gaze and fired to 1220 degrees to ensure the bowl is food safe and finished with a nice gloss.

What are the sizes?

Every piece is hand made so sizing does vary slightly. Approx sizing below.

Small         36cm long 22cm wide

Large        52cm tall 30cm wide

 

$329.00 NZD
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Size
  • Small
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Clay
  • Coastal
  • Sand Dune
  • West Coast

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Height

52cm / 30cm

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Return Policies

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. To start a return, you can contact us at stephen@authorceramics.com. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted. You can always contact us for any return question at stephen@authorceramics.com.

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item. Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.